2. I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.
3. The Litter Box is not a cookie jar.
4. The sofa is not a 'face towel'.
5. The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.
6. I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's in the bathroom.
7. Sticking my nose into someone's lap is an unacceptable way of saying 'hello'..
8. I don't need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm under the coffee table .
9. I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house - not after.
10. I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my rear end.
11. The cat is not a 'squeaky toy' so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.
